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Class notes

This section memorializes the year (9/03-6/04) I spent at Stanford University getting my Master's degree. I took typed notes in most of my courses, and put them up here for my fellow students' use. I'm leaving them up in case any rash persons would like to get the equivalent of a Stanford education the "Good Will Hunting" way...for a dollar and change in late fees at the public library. First, however...

Some notes on my experience of the "Social Sciences in Education" master's program at Stanford University

I cannot dis-reccommend this program enough. From beginning to end, it completely failed to provide me with what I needed, and the administrative circus surrounding it was nothing short of astounding. I should emphasize that this is not the fault of the individual professors involved, who were all interesting, knowledgeable, and engaging people; the structure of the program itself, and the University which offers it, are at fault.

I went into the program hoping to ... well. Let's not start there. I applied to the "Evaluation and Educational Administration" program, as I wanted to focus on gaining evaluation-specific job skills in order to move into more interesting Research Analyst/Associate types of positions. I was aware that a one-year Master's program might not be a very in-depth experience, but I was sure that I could at least gain a strong grounding in basic quantitative and qualitative methodology and industry-standard software programs. One month before applications were due (I had already submitted mine) they cancelled the program. I hurriedly examined their other programs to see if I could find the skills I needed through one of those, and asked to have my application switched to the "Social Sciences in Education" program, which accepted me.

I don't want to linger on the various failures of the program (one intro quant class, one intro qual class, and no intermediate-level follow ups, one twelve-hour seminar on SPSS and nothing more, no intensive training with qualitative software packages, no evaluation-specific courses, etc.) Suffice it to say that it was designed to be an academic rather than a vocational program, and that even after arranging some independent studies and readings in evaluation, I still exited with a small set of new skills, a slightly larger set of new knowledge, and an enormous understanding of what I needed to know and still lacked. Oh, well, at least I had my diploma, right? The Stanford name, etc.

Not so fast. It turned out that I did not, in fact, have a Stanford diploma. No, due to a bizarre series of events involving my registering for a crosslisted statistics class under the wrong number, a staffing change in the master's program, the paperwork required by the University to fix it, and a professor's absence from campus on the day it all went down, I had not submitted all my paperwork to graduate in time to do so with my class. No big deal, I thought; I'm already employed, I'll just graduate next semester. I went off, got married, started my new job, and let it drop. But when I called them back to arrange my graduation, I got a nasty shock. "Oh no," I was told. "You must be enrolled to graduate. Send the proper paperwork and $3000 tuition in, and we'd be happy to grant you your diploma."

I railed. I reasoned. I cajoled. The School of Education finally, graciously, offered to split the tuition cost with me, but that's all I could manage to get in the way of concessions. Not having an "extra" $1500 around, I was forced to delay even that. Finally, two years later, I couldn't wait any more. I was about to look for a new job, and I needed Stanford to confirm the degree on my resume. I emptied out the savings account I had started for my newborn son and ponied up. This "tuition" did not, by the way, include any course-taking privileges, and the University still will refuse to confirm my 2004 graduation date, insisting instead that I graduated in Fall 2006.

And they lost my check. When I got the bill for the amount I had already paid, I called to see what had happened. They lost my "help request." I called again. They somehow thought I was my own mother and denied me information about my "daughter's" account. I cleared that up. They informed me I should check with my bank to see if my check had been cashed. I told them I had already done so and that that was why I was contacting them in the first place.

That's where we are right now, and I don't care if they hand-courier me the damn diploma tomorrow and take back the billing, at this point. I am so over Stanford University and their ridiculous inability to deal with my paperwork even as they demand ever more money. Some day they will send me an alumna fundraising letter and I will remind them of all of this in wild, red-eyed, rabid detail and tell them where to stick their funding request. In the meantime, I remain at the mercy of the most bungling agglomeration of red-tape and bureaucratic bullshit it has ever been my displeasure to encounter. Boo, Stanford University. Boo.

And now, on to what I did get from my year at Stanford University...

FALL - WINTER - SPRING




SPRING SEMESTER (My Stats 160 notes are handwritten, sorry)
SSE MA Seminar, Evaluation directed reading, School-Based Decision-Making, Politics of Education (audit), Intro Statistics, Evaluation directed project.
NEW order - most recent to least recent!!
5/6/04 Decision Making
5/4/04 Eval Directed Reading
4/29/04 Decision Making
4/27/04 Eval Directed Reading
4/26/04 Politics of Education
4/22/04 Decision Making
4/21/04 Politics of Education
4/20/04 Eval Directed Reading
4/19/04 Politics of Education
4/15/04 Decision Making
4/14/04 Politics of Education
4/12/04 Politics of Education
4/8/04 Decision Making
4/7/04 Politics of Education
4/7/04 Eval reading (I'll try to hunt it up, can't remember where I put it)
4/1/04 School-Based Decision Making
3/31/04 SSE MA Seminar





WINTER SEMESTER
SSE MA Seminar, Intro Data Analysis and Interpretation, History of School Reform, Online Learning Communities, Evaluation directed project
1/6/04 History of School Reform
1/7/04 Policy Analysis in Education
1/7/04 Online Learning Communities
1/7/04 SSE MA Seminar
1/8/04 History
1/13/04 History
1/13/04 Quant
1/14/04 Evaluation
1/14/04 SSE MA
1/15/04 History
1/16/04 OLC
1/20/04 History
1/20/04 Quant
1/21/04 SSE MA
1/22/04 History
1/22 & 27/04 Quant
1/27/04 History
1/28/04 Evaluation
1/28/04 OLC
1/28/04 SSE MA
1/28/04 Career Workshop
1/29/04 History
History short paper 1
1/29/04 Quant
2/3/04 History
2/3/04 Quant
2/4/04 OLC
2/4/04 SSE MA (survey lecture and group work, no notes)
2/5/04 History
2/3/04 Quant
2/11/04 OLC (missed class)
2/11/04 SSE MA
2/12/04 History
2/12/04 Quant
2/17/04 History
2/17/04 Quant
2/18/04 OLC
2/18/04 SSE MA
2/19/04 History - I was in class this day, but can't find my notes.
2/19/04 Quant
2/24/04 History
2/24/04 Quant
2/25/04 Eval
2/25/04 OLC
2/25/04 SSE MA
2/26/04 History
2/26/04 Quant - same as 2/24
2/27/04 History
2/27/04 Quant
3/3/04 Eval
3/3/04 OLC
3/3/04 SSE MA





FALL SEMESTER
SSE MA Seminar, Intro Economics of Education, Intro Qualitative Analysis, Intro Education Policy Analysis, Intro Data Analysis and Interpretation (audit)
9/24/2003 SSE MA Seminar
9/25/2003 Intro to the Econ of Ed
9/25/2003 Intro to Data Analysis (150X)
9/25/2003 Intro to Qualitative (151X)
9/30/2003 Econ
9/30/2003 Quant
9/30/2003 Intro to Policy Analysis
10/1/2003 SSE MA
10/2/2003 Econ
10/2/2003 Quant
10/2/2003 Qual
10/7/2003 Econ
10/7/2003 Quant
10/7/2003 Policy
10/8/2003 SSE MA (Faculty Panel)
10/9/2003 Econ
10/9/2003 Qual
10/14/2003 Econ (I missed class)
10/14/2003 Quant
10/14/2003 Policy
10/15/2003 SSE MA (I missed class)
10/16/2003 Econ
10/16/2003 Quant
10/16/2003 Qual
10/21/2003 Quant
10/21/2003 Policy
10/22/2003 SSE MA
10/23/2003 Econ
10/23/2003 Quant
10/23/2003 Qual (I can't find my notes, even though I know I took plenty.)
10/27/2003 SPSS
10/28/2003 Quant
10/28/2003 Policy
10/29/2003 SSE MA
10/30/2003 Econ
10/30/2003 Quant
10/30/2003 Qual
11/4/2003 Econ
11/4/2003 Quant
11/4/2003 Policy
11/5/2003 SSE MA
11/6/2003 Econ
11/6/2003 Qual
11/11/2003 Econ
11/11/2003 Policy